Tere kitne bache hain?

SANTA- Tere kitne bachhe hain?
BANTA- 18
SANTA- Itne saare?
BANTA- Sasurji se wada kiya tha k unki beti ko
kabhi khaali pet nahi rakhoonga ;-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 298 views
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