Race lagate hain
santa:chal race lagate hain, jo harega wo rs.1000
dega. banta :thik hai par mujhe rasta nahi pata .
santa:bas tu mere peece peeche rehna.
banta :thanx bhai.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 510 views
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