Johnny was playing outside when he really had to
go to the bathroom. He runs in and his grandma
was about to take a shower. He looks at her
crotch and says, “Whats that?” She says, “Well,
it's a beaver, Johnny.”
The next day the same thing happens, only his
mom is taking the shower. He says, “Mom I know
what that is. It's a beaver, but I think grandma's
is dead because it's tongue is hanging out.”

by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 523 views

jab me chota tha

Santa: jab me chota tha to ek baar kutub minaar se gir gaya tha.
Banta: Acha!!to mar gya ya bach gya.
Santa: Saale.! mujhe kya pata, me to chota tha.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Murkh Ho Tum

Boss: Murkh Ho Tum

Tumne Kabhi Ullu Dekha hai?
Santa: Nahi Sir

Boss: Niche kya dekhta ha meri Or dekh

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Urdu Funny Quote – RAILWAY INTERVIEW

RAILWAY INTERVIEW of Pappu:D
Interviewer:- agar do trains ek hi line pe aa
gayi to kya karoge ??
.
Pappu:- Jee, red light dikhaunga..
Interviewer:- Red light na ho to …??
Pappu:- Torch dikhaunga..
Interviewer:- Torch na ho to…??
Pappu:- Apni red shirt utaar kar dikhaunga.
Interviewer:- Shirt bhi red nahuyi to…??
.
Pappu:- Fir main apni mousi ke ladke ko
bulaunga.
Interviewer:- Wo kyun…?? kya wo traino ki
takkar rok dega ??
.
.
.
Pappu:- Jee nahi,
wo kya hai na k usne kabhi 2 traino kitakkar
nahi dekhi….

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

those who r too smart

Those who are too smart

to engage in politics

are punished by being GOVERNED

by those who are dumber.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Ek chor amir lok ke ghar mein

Ek chor amir lok ke ghar mein chori karne gaya. Trunk pe likha tha “Trunk ko todne ki jaroorat nahi hai, 156 number press karke sahmne vala lal

batan dabao, trunk khul jayegi. Jaise hi batan daba alarm baja aur police aa gayi.”

Jate jate chor us lok se bola: Aaj mera insaaniyat se vishwas uth gaya hai!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)