Shadi k Dosre Din Baiti apni maa Se: Aaj mairi Unse Larayi Hogayi
.
Maa: Baita Shadi mai Jhagry tu Hotay Rehty hain, koi baat nahi
.
Baiti: Wo tu Theek hai Par Ab Laash ka kia karain?

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 495 views

Medical college ki larkian

Medical College ki Larkiyan
Sardar: Agr khjoor k darakht pe char jaon to kia
engineering college ki larkian nzer aen gi?
Pathan: Han! Or hath chor de ga tu medical college
ki bhi

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar Ka Xray

Sardar 2 Doctor :
Pure Jism Main Kahin Bhi Ungli Lagao Tou Bohat Dard Hota Hai

Doctor Said Full Body Xray
When He Checked,Xray Found Fractre In Ungli

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

sardarg and bank

Gang of SARDARS broke a Bank.
Instead of cash they found Botles full of Chilled Red Wine,
Happily they drank & went away.
Next day Headline aai: Blood Bank lutya gya.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Why Are You Fighting?

Two Ladies Were Fighting for the Window Seat in Bus,

Both were claiming that She Came First, One Old Man was Watching this All. At last he said: Why Are You Fighting?


Is ka Hal Main Tum ko Batata Hon, Tum mein se Jo bhi Umar Main Barri hai Wo Baith Jaye.

Dono Ek Dosri Se Boli Theek hai Tum Baith Jao. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

sb Pagl dance kr rhe

Pagl khany me sb Pagl dance kr rhe thy 1 pagl khamosh betha tha
Doctr ne socha ye pagal thek ho gya hy
Doc:tm khamosh Q bethy ho?
Pagl:bewaquf main ‘Dulhan’ hon

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)