Saccha dost wo hota hai,
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Jo exam mein aap ke paas wali,
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Window ke samne aake bole??
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Abey kitna likhega ??
jaldi chal teri wali jaa rahi hai… :P

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 517 views

Son, what do you want for your birthday?

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?

Son : Not much dad,
just a radio with a sports car around it.

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Ek Larka Ghar Dair Se Lauta

Ek Larka Ghar Dair Se Lauta,

Maa: Kahan Thay.?

Beta: Film Dekhne Gaya Tha,
"MAA DA PYAR"

Maa: Ab oopar Ja k ek Aur Film Dekh...
"peoo DI MAAR"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Conductor:-Bus Stop

Conductor:-Bus Stop Aa Gya Jise Utarna Hai, Utar Jaao

Girl: 2 Minutes Roko main Kapde Utar Rahi Hon
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Sabhi Ne jaldi se goom k Piche Dekha,
(O.O)
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_/\_ wo Kapdo wali Bag Utar Rahi Thi... tharki log

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Difference Between Wife And GF

GF IS BEAUTY and WIFE IS DUTY,

GF IS SPRINGROLL and WIFE IS DABBAGOL,

GF IS CHUSKI and WIFE IS RISKY,

GF IS TOOIFROOTY and WIFE IS KISMAT FUTY...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

2 Admi Motor Cycle Par

2 Admi Motor Cycle Par
Pankha Ly Kar Ja Rahe They ,
Ek Sardar Ne Dekh Liya Or
500 Ki Texi Karwai Or
Un Ke Pichey Lag Gya,
Kuch Fasle Par Un Ko Roka
Or Donon Ko 1,1 Lagai Or Bola,
Bijli Agy Nai Labdi
Tusi Sakootaran Te Vi Pakhey Laey Hoay Ney!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)