Humain to zardari ne.....

Humain to zardari ne
Loota Musharraf me
kahan Dum tha!
Roti Kapra,Makan,
Ko to chhoro,Subha
Lotay me paani B
kum tha.
(“.)
_/L Daso yaar ini
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