Punjabi shadi ki party
Punjabi shaadi ki party me DJ ne puchha: Kab tak
bajaana hai?
Host: 8-10 peg tak baja lo, uske baad to ye sab
generator ki aawaz par bhi naach lenge!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 509 views
Similar Jokes
Wife to husband:- kash aap sms hotay
Wife:
Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay,
Main aap ko save karti,
Husband:
Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti,
Main her haftay tumhe change karta
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Jinn: Hukam aaka?
Man: Ghar se dunai tak road banani hai
Jinn: Mushkil hai aur koi kaam bataiye
Man: Meri biwi ko aagyakari aur samajhdar bana do.
Jinn: Road single banani hai ya double..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
girl-:teri yaad me neend udti hai,
chain khota hai kuch kuch hota hai,
boy-:doctor ko dikha lo swine flu aise hi hota hai,
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Tufani andheri raat me 12 baje Kabristan kejungle me 1 bhoot dusrebhoot ko samjha raha tha………….”Ghabra mat, sab vaham hai – Koi Rajnikant vajnikant nahi hota”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: main ksi pr b 1 nazar dal k bta
skti hun k wo mere bare mai kya soch rha he
Studnt:
mis jb ap ko pata chal jata hoga
to bari sharmindagi hoti hogi na
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Pathan Ki Cheque Book Kho Jati Hai, Woh Sochta Hai Ki Bank Ja Kar Bank Manager Ko Bataya Jaye,
Pathan Bank Jata Hai Aur Rote Hue Bank Manager Ko Bolta Hai.
Pathan: “Sir, Meri Cheque Book Kho Gayi Hai”
Bank Manager: “Saavdhaan Ho Jaao, Koi Bhi Tumhare Cheques Par Sign Kar Sakta Hai”
Pathan: “Ohhh Sir, Main Pagal Nahi Hoon, Mene Pehle Se Hi Saare Cheques Par Sign Kiye Hue The“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Biology Ki Miss:
Grlz
Can U tell me Exactly,
where is ur heart?
All Grlz
Shouted Loudly:
“MUSHTAQ”
K
PaaSs!
Teachr Smiles
&
Says:
Mera B..
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Fact of Classroom
Jab professor tumhe Class se baher nikal de TO SAMAJH LO K TARAQQI KAR RAHE HO
....
.
He might b afraid dat u know more than him
B +ve.;-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Google Earth give us the opportunity to go and see every part of world...
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
And what we do??We end up looking at our own house
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Shadi ki takreb main jin a gaya
Sab logon ki jin ko chekh ker chekiannikal gian
Wahan per majod aik samjhdar buzarg ne kha k sab females wazo ker k aian
Jab females wazo ker k ai to jin ki chekian nikal giain.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)