Santa ne challenge kya
Santa ne chalenge kiya.....
"Ke wo kutubminar ko sar pe rakh k mumbai le
jayega"
Saare news wale waha pahuch gye....
Tab bola "Bas koi utha k sar pe rakh de"
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 572 views
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Tiger N Tigress Were Resting
Under A Tree.
Suddenly A Deer Passed Very Fast.
Tigress Could Not Make Out
.& Asked,”What Was That?”
Tiger Smiled & Said,
“FAST FOOD”… ;-> =P
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
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Yun pareshan na h0 zindagi mein to aatey hi hain dukh sukh
Rail gari chuka chuk
Rail gari chuka chuk
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_//_
ap to GHALIB nikle
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Ek ladka bhagte hue ek ladki ke pas gaya aur bola .
“mai tumse dosti karna chahta hu”, ……
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Ladki boli : “to hamari dushmani kab thi BHAAIIIYYAA” . . ..
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Ladka shocks… Ladki rocks
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
2 Pathan Pehli Baar Umrah Karny Gaye:
Dono Khana Kaaba Ka Tawaaf Kar Rahy Thy.
Asar ki Azaan Hui, Aur Dono Baahar Chalay Gaye.
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Masjid Dhoondhny
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Aik Choha Sharab k Glass me doob gya.
Wahan se billi guzar rhi thi.
Choha bola:-Mhje nikal do plz bhaly tm baad mein
mujy kha lena’
Bili ne glass gira dia.
Choha baag gaya.
Bili:Dhoka dia,Jhot bola,
Apny wady sy mukar gay tm’
Chohay ne muskurate hue kaha :-
Jan us waqt me nshy me tha..
by haleema sadia (few years ago!)
2 PATHANO ko 2 bomb mile.
1st pathan: Chal police ko de atay hain
2nd pathan: Agr koi bomb raste may phat gia to?
1st pathan:Jhoot bol denge k ek hi mila tha.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
The British had an organization that Americans are now considering adopting.
It seems that in England, they had a men's club, Bachelors' Anonymous. It was highly successful in making men fear or even hate marriage.
The club provided a unique way to treat the problem of bachelors wanting to marry. They send over a mother-in-law in nightgown, hair curlers, and a mud pack.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa ki amma maar gayi.
Ek aadmi bola – amma mujhe bhi le jati apne saath.
Do char aur bole – haan amma hume bhi le jati
Santa Bola – Chup ho jao gadho.
Amma kya sumo karke gayi hai??
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A Teenager is...
A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number.
A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars before breakfast.
A youngster who receives his/her allowance on Monday, spends it on Tuesday, and borrows from his/her best friend on Wednesday.
Someone who can hear a song by Madonna played three blocks away but not his mother calling from the next room.
A whiz who can operate the latest computer without a lesson but can't make a bed.
A student who will spend 12 minutes studying for her history exam and 12 hours for her driver's license.
A youngster who is well informed about anything he doesn't have to study.
An enthusiast who has the energy to ride a bike for miles, but is usually too tired to dry the dishes.
A connoisseur of two kinds of fine music: Loud and Very Loud.
A young woman who loves the cat and tolerates her brother.
A person who is always late for dinner but always on time for a rock concert.
A romantic who never falls in love more than once a week.
A budding beauty who never smiles until her braces come off.
A boy who can sleep until noon on any Saturday when he suspects the lawn needs mowing.
An original thinker who is positive that her mother was never a teenager.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Patni- Mobile,
Pati- Sim Card,
Dono Mile To Hua Reacharge,
Beta Hua To Incoming,
Beti Hue To Outgoing,
Two in One Hua To Bonus Talktime,
Kuch Nahi Hua To Network Problem.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)