Shohar biwi mood mai

9 sal k betey ko balcony mai bhej ker kaha k mohaley mai jo kuch ho raha hai batao

Beta:Jamil sab car may ja rahe hain,

ASLAM sAhb ghaas kat rahe hain aur Nasir sahab apni begum ko chood rahe hai. Bap:tmhen kese pta?

beta:q k unka beta bhi balcony mein khara hai?

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