Santa: Raat film main ek chudail kabhi mere aage,
khabhi mere peechhe ghoom rahi thi…
Jeeto: Koun si film thi ?
Santa: Apni shaadi ki movie thi!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 721 views

Dog Barking

A blonde and her husband are sleeping when the neighbor’s dog starts barks and wakes them up. The blonde sighs, shakes her fist and says 'Wait until you see what I'm going to do to those neighbors!' She runs out of the house and five minutes later she comes back with a smile on her face. The husband asks 'So, what did you do?' The blonde says 'Well, I took the dog from their yard and I put it in our yard to see how they like it having the neighbor’s dog barking all night.'

by Kamran (few years ago!)

Sardar docter english joke

Docter to sardar:you have brain tumor.
On hearing this

sardar start danceing
dr:why you are danceing
sardar:it proves that i have brain

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Principal: If any boy is found

Principal: If any boy is found in or around girl’s
hostel, he will be fined Rs 400 for first time, Rs
800 for second time & Rs 1200 for third time.
Student: How much will you charge for monthly
pass, sir ?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar ki maut bijli girnay say hui

Sardar ki maut bijli girnay say hui
par uski laash muskuratay hue mili

baghwan ne pucha aisa kyun?

toh sardar bola “mai nu laga koi photo khinch raiya ae”

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Mother(angrily): If you fail now

Mother(angrily): If you fail now then you must not say me mother.

After result
Mother: What was the result?

Son: Sorry sweet, You have lost the right to be called mother.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)