Kakey ne machar kha lia

Sardar 2 his wife
kakay ne machar kha lita aiy
Wife
Oye RABA Jaldi doctor nu bulao
Sardar
Tu tension na lay
main kakay nu
Mortein Pila Dita ay.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 407 views
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