Aap Ka Janam Kaha Hua Tha?
Funny Bapu In Interview
Interviewer: Aap Ka Janam Kaha Hua Tha?
Bapu: Porbandar.
Interviewer:Uska Spelling Batao?
Bapu:Majak Kar Raha Tha,Gujraat Main Hua Tha
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 439 views
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