Unmarried shakhs ghar se nikaltay huay
Unmarried shakhs ghar se nikaltay huay!
Ya Allah apnay Hifz O Amaan mae rakna..
Ghar aatay huay Ya Allah tera shukar..!
Aur..
Shadi shuda.. ghar se nikaltay huay.
Ya Allah tera shukar..
Ghar k andar jatay huay,
Ya Allah apnay Hifz O Amaan mae rakna…! :-).
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 516 views
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