Suraj pe lacture pathan ka inkar
Teacher:kal teacher kal suraj pe lacture dun gi sab ana.
Pathan:hum tu nai aae ga.
Teacher: Q?
Pathan:ami hum ku itna door jane nai dega.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 503 views
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