12 Saal K Ladke Ne 20 Saal Ki Ladki Ko
12 Saal K Ladke Ne 20 Saal Ki Ladki Ko Phool Dia
Ladki Ne Kiss Dia
Wo Ghabra K Bhaga
... Ladki Ne Pucha:
Kya Huaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Ladka:
Guldasta Le K Aa Raha Huuuuuuuuuuun ;)
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 553 views
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