Main teri Maa Hoti
Teacher: Main teri Maa Hoti Tou Main Tujhy
2 Din Main Sudhaar Deti …
Student: Madam, Kal Tak Main Apne Papa Sy
Mashwara Kar k Bata Doonga … ;->
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 565 views
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