Admi Ko Lakhpati
Question:
Kiya Orat, Admi Ko Lakhpati Bana Sakti Hai..?
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AnsWer :
Yes,
Par Admi Crorepati Hona Chahiye..!
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 467 views
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