Ek baat hamesa yaad rakhna..

Ek baat hamesa yaad
rakhna..
2 cheeje kismat walo ko milti Hai..
.
1) Samose ke sath extra chatni...
Aur
2) without boyfriend wali acchi

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 239 views
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