Santa Kumar ko apna apna gadha

Santa Kumar ko apna apna gadha bechna tha.
Usne apne sare friends ko sms kiya: Agar tumhe
kabi kisi gadhey ki zaroorat ho to mujhe yaad kar
lena!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 516 views
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