Mareez:dr sahab kia me kuch kha sakta hun?

Docter:han ap meri fees k ilawa suf kuch kha sakte ho.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 539 views

Sardar And Wife

Sardar on bike with his sister, someone comments: Oye sardar kinni soni biwi hai teri.

Sardar gets angry & says : Oye biwi hogi teri, meri to behan hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Airhostess

Airhostess: Sir Ap Kya Lain Gay?
Lahori Musafir (Akartay Hoye): Pepsi, Kabab,
Chicken Pakora & Tandori Chicken With
Naan Raita+Salad.
Airhostess: Sadqay Jawan, Pressure Kuker Di Toti Warga Munh Ay Tawada.
Tusi PIA Day Jahaz Tay Aaye Ho,
Apni Pehan Day Walimay Tay Nai.
Moral: Airhostess V Lahore Di C.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Past Present Future

Teacher: Baccho vartmaan, bhoot aur bhavishya kaal ke kuch udhaaharan batao ?

Chaman: Madam, kal maine aapki beti ko dekha, aaj main usse pyar kar rahaa hoo aur kal usse shaadi karungaa.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

1. Russian General in 1987:
Pathans are the most brave people ever born on the earth. These people cant be defeated by force.
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2. By American General in 2004:
We are fighting a meaning less war against the Rocks.
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3. By Indian General in Siachin War:
If there were no NWFP province in pakistan.
I'm sure that at least Kashmir was Ours.
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Dont send ONLY bad msgs in name of Pathans.
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We Salute Pathans.
Be united , We are all Pakistani.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

khyal rakhna

beta:abu agr mere exams me 80% marks aye to ap ka kya hal ho ga?
abu:me khushi se pagal ho jaon ga!
beta:nai abu mje ap ka khayal he isi liye me exams me fail ho gaya

by Atiq Rao (few years ago!)