Santa Ne Nayi Car Li
Santa Ne Nayi Car Li Aur Sadak Pe Leke Ghumne
Nikal Pada.
Raste Mein Ek Jagah Checking Ho Rahi Thhi, Ek
Police Wale Ne Usko Rok Liya.
Santa Ne Gadi Side Pe Laga Li, Inspector Aaya Aur
Saanta Se Pucha.
Inspector: “Car Gas Par Hai?”
Santa: “Nahi Ji”
Inspector: “Petrol Par Hai?”
Santa: “Nahi”
Inspector: “To Diesel Par Hogi?”
Santa: “Ji Vo Bhi Nahi”
Inspector Hairan Ho Gaya Aur Bola: “Abe Phir Kis
Par Hai?”
Santa Bholepan Se: “Ji Installment Par Hai“
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 739 views
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Dukandaar: “Hum Sardaro Ko
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Dukandaar: “Ji, Ham Sardaron Ko Koi Cheez Nahi Bechte”
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Khane Ko Deta Tha
Santa=Aap Muze Roz KajuBadam Q Khilate ho
Buddha=Beta Daant To Rahe Nhi
Chuskar Fekna Thik Nahi Lagta!
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Funny Laloo: Shaadi.
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Ek Ladka Rishta Mangne Apni Girl Friend Ke Ghar Gaya Taki Unki Ab Jaladi Hi Shaadi Ho Jaye,
Lekin Waha Ladki Ke Baap Ne Ladke Ko Bahut Mara Utha-Utha Ke Patka,
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bohat Dafa check karnay per bhi border force ko kabhi kuch na mila.
Akhir ek din khan ko rok kar pooocha giya;
khan sahib tum aakhir kis cheez ki smuggling kartat ho;
KHAN: cycle ki. G Ö Khöcha!!!
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SHERU ARPITA SE BOLA -
BHAI AAJ TO CHAY PINE KA MAJA AA GAYA.”
ARPITA NE KAHA- “UNCLE JI, AGAR BILLI NE DUDH ME MUH NA MARA HOTA TO AUR BHI MAJA AATA.”
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Office Ja Rha Tha.
Biwi Pyar Se Boli:
See U In The Evening.
SARDAR Gusse Se:
Dhamki Kise De Rhi Hai,
Mai B Tujhe Dekh Loonga.”:
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Autowaala: sorry sir, meter daalna bhool gaya.
santa: problem nahi hai. main bhi apna purse bhool aaya. chodo
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