Gul khan

1 patan 12 floor pe office me betha
tha 1 admi aya or bola,Gul Khan
tmhari beti bhag gayi Ye sunte hi
pthan ne 12 floor se jump lagadi
Niche girte waqt 10th flor pr yad aya
k hmara to koi beti hi nhi,5th flor pr
yad aya k hmari to abi shadi hi ni hue
or gir kr yad aya k hmara name to GUL
KHAN hi nahe.

by Åkásh khãñ (few years ago!) / 425 views
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