Agr k0i apko dekh kar drwaza
Agr k0i apko dekh kar drwaza
band kar leta hai
to yad rakho
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Kundi d0no taraf se h0ti hai….
tum bhi bahar se laga kar bhag
jao.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1474 views
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