Ullu aur shohar
Ullu aur shohar main kya Farq hota hai?
Shohar ko asani se Ullu banaya ja sakta hai…
jabki, Ullu itna ullu bhi nahi hota ke Shohar ban
jaye!!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 551 views
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