Agar Dil Ka Naam Anda Hota
Agar dil ka naam Anda(egg) hota toh films ka
naam is tarha hote..
Ye Anda aapka hua Hum Anda de chuke sanam,
Hum aapke Ande main rehte hain,
Ande wale dulhaniya le jayenge..
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 840 views
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