Yaar tune apni Biwi ko Talak kyu diya?

Santa:Yaar tune apni Biwi ko Talak kyu diya?
Sardar:Yaar wo badi character less thi.Shaadi mujhse ki aur Baccha Bhagwan se mangti thi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 598 views
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