Pandit ji ke pas ek bolne wala tota tha.

Pandit ji ke pas ek bolne wala tota tha.
Sharma ji jab bhi pandit ji ke ghar ke samne se
gujrate to
tota kahta: Aur bevkuf mote.
Sharma ji ne iski sikayat pandit ji se ki.
Pandit ji apne tote ko bahut danta aur use aisi
harkat karne se mana kiya.
Agle din jab sharma ji udhar se gujre to dekha ki
tota use dekh kar man hi man muskura raha hai.
Sharma ji jab use ignore kar aage badhe to tota
peeche se bola: Samajh to gaye hi hoge.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 865 views
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