Suicide bomber Zoo me ghus gya or awaz lagai k tum sab k paas ek minute hai

yahan se nikalne k leye

Kachwa: wah kameeny seedha keh na k me hi target hun

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 454 views

Agar tumhara sms nahi aya tho

Girl:
Jaanu,
Agar tumhara sms nahi aya tho mein Roti nhi khaungi

Boy:
Sach?

Girl:
Haa,
Mei sirf Paneer partha, Ice-cream Kha Ke Guzara Karlungi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Chineze aur Pakistani

Talwaar Bazi K Muqable Men
1 Chineze Ne Bareek Taar K 2 Tukre Kr Diye

Japani Ne Us Se Bhi
Bareek Taar K Tukre Kr Diye

Pakistani Ne Machar Uraya
Talwaar Ghumai Or Machar Urta He Raha…

Judge Ne Pocha Machar To Ur Gaya?

Pakistani :Urh To Gya
Per Kabhi Baap Nhi Ban Sakega

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek charsi

Ek charsi ki bakri gum ho gai bohat talash kya magar nhi mili,

Sham ko ghar aaya tou bakri samne bandhi hui thi,

Ghuse mai aa kar bakri zibah kar di,

Khud bhi khai or doston ko bhi khilai,

Jab subha so kar utha tou dekha bari sahi salamat khari thi,

Aur kuta gayeb tha……

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Ye sms jin khubsurat Lrkon

Ye sms jin khubsurat Lrkon
OR
lrkiyun ko milta Hai…
5 Second baad unka mobile off ho jata
hai….
00:05
00:04
00:03
00:02
00:01
Nahi howa??
Khodsurat hote to ho jata na.!
Mera to 2 Din tak off raha tha..!!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Funny Salman Khan Oneliner

Jodhpur jail ordered the purchase order of 999 shirts
n 1000 pants for inmates. Guess why this odd combination?

Salman Khan is coming and he does not need shirts.

What will a mother tell her son who is sleeping on a footpath and refuses to get up?
Uth ja beta uth ja, nei toh Salman aajayega!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)