Ap k liye jaan kon de skta Hy?

Ap k liye jaan kon de skta Hy?

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Apko ghr me 2sri dfa salan koi Nhi Deta jaan kon dega!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 236 views
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