Lady to Doctor: Mujhe Gas ki

Lady to Doctor: Mujhe Gas ki
problem hai par achhi baat ye hai ki meri gas me
na BadBu aati hai na Awaaz.
Aap k clinic me bhi 20 dafa gas chhod chuki hu par
kisi ko pata nahi chala..
Doctor: "Ye Dawa lijiye aur 1 week baad aayiye" .
(1 week baad) .
Old Lady:"Aap ne mujhe kya dawa de di? Meri gas
me ab bhi aawaz nahi aa rahi par
bahut Zehrili Badbu aa rahi hai" .
Doctor:"Good..! Aapki Naak theek ho gayi hai Ab
hum aap k KAAN ka ilaaj karenge....

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1154 views
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