Girlriend to Boyfriend: Mera ladla, mera pyara,

Girlriend to Boyfriend: Mera ladla, mera pyara,
mera chhona, mera sweet gugla. Muj se shadi
karoge? Bolo baby bolo.
Boyfriend: Tum mujhe Propose kar rahi ho ya
Adopt

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 263 views
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