Na hawa hai na maya hai
Na hawa hai na maya hai,
Ehsaas apka aya hai,
Hamein b msg kar k dekh lo jaan,
COMPANY ne ye mobile sirf apki Girl FRIEND k liye nahi banaya hy
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 470 views
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