Malik: Abhi tak tujh se machar nahi maray? Mairy kaanon mai gunguna rahay hain . Nokar: Sahib May nay thu machar maar diye hay, yay thu unki bewiyan hai jo bewa ho kar ro rahi hain

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 712 views

katreena

Baap ne apne baitay ki talashi li,
jaib se naswar, cigrette, chars, katrina kaif ki tasaweer aur girls ke numbers baramad hoye,
baap ne baitay ko bohot mara or kaha “kab se kar rahe ho ye sab kuch”?
Baita rote hoye bola,
“Abu main ne aap ki jacket pehni hui hai”

by Zia Rasool (few years ago!)

Kehdo un parhne walon se,

Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Aliens Attack

resident Dubya was awakened one night by an urgent call from the Pentagon.

"Mr. President," said the four-star general, barely able to contain himself, "there's good news & bad news."

"Oh, no," muttered the President, "Well, let me have the bad news first."

"The bad news, sir, is that we've been invaded by creatures from another planet."

"Gosh, and the good news?"

"The good news, sir, is that they eat reporters and pee oil."

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Exam Report Card

Pappu: Daddy, tell me one thing…..can you write in the dark?
Father: I think so. What do you want me to write son?
Pappu: Actually i just need your sign on this exam report card.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Q & A

Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?

Dad: That happens in most countries, son.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)