Sardar To Doctor: Aapne Nurse bhut Achi Rakhi

Sardar To Doctor: Aapne Nurse bhut Achi Rakhi
Hai, Uska Haath Lagte Hi Me Thek Hogaya,
Doctor:Jaanta Hoon Thapper Ki Awaaz Yahaan Tak
Aaye Thi….

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1180 views
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