PURANI YAADEIN

Can you remember any of these: 1. Sookh sookh patti, chandan-gotti; raja laya, mahal banaya, ek anokhi rani laya, raja rani khade jharokhe, sooraj chamke, patti sokhe. 2. Mein chhipana jaant ...

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