young person
A: Just look at that young person with the short
hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.
A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were
her father.
B: I'm not. I'm her mother.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 662 views
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