Girl Mery Marks Baht Kam Aye Hain



Boy to Girl: Tum Ro Kyun Rahi Ho…?
Girl : Mery Marks Baht Kam Aye Hain

Boy : Kitne Aye Hain…?
Girl: Sirf 90%

Boy: O Khuda ka Khauf Karo Bibi
Ene Numbran Vich Tey 3 Munde
Pass ho Jande Ne……..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 247 views
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