Amm nai amrood hai

Wo khud pe gharoor karta hai to is me herat ki koi bat nai



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jis ko hum chahte hain wo aam ho hi nai sakta

wo to amrood hai amrood

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 281 views
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