Bv vs husband joke

Bv 1 bakri k sath ghar aaagai
husband:is bhaisnce ko q ghar lai ho?
Bv:ye bakri hai.
Husband :me ne bakri ko kaha hai

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 221 views
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