Jis ko bhulana hai us ka naam yad nai

Pathan:sharab peeta raha aur rota raha

kisi ne pocha:khan sahab kiun ro rahe ho.

Pathan:jis larki ko bhulana chahta hun us ka naam yad nai aa raha

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 465 views
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