Bhejne wala inteligent
Sardar ko sms aya bhejne wala inteligant aur parhne wala bewakoof.
Sardar ne gusse me replay kia k bhejne wala bewakoof hai aur parhne wala inteligant.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 473 views
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