Pathan Cinema main
1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.
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Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.
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Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga
Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai
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Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata
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