Pathan ke ghar chor a gya
Pathan ke ghar chor agia
Pathan ne daikha tu chor bhaag gia
.
Pathan chor ke peche bhagty bhagty agay nekal gia
.
Pathan: Ek to chori oper se "RACE" lagata hai hamary sath
by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!) / 504 views
Similar Jokes
Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan?
Banta: Gold ring de de.
Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.
Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher :agr ap ka dost aur lover doob sahe hun tu ap kisko bachau ge.
Student:doob jane du salun ku wo aik sath kia kar rahe the
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Pathan to Angrez:
Yara ham ne aik aesa cheez ejad kia ha jis ki waja se dewar ki dosri tarf dekh sakte hain.
Angrez heran ho kar,
Khan sab wo kon se cheez hai.
Pathan: sorakh
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Santa: Dr.sahab main jb BV ko kiss karta hu to us k muh se
Smell aati hai.
Dr.“kamal hai jb mainne check kya tha tb to lipstick ki khushbu aarahi thi”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Golu Found His Wife Having Affair.
Golu Decided 2 Kill Her And Himself.
golu Ne Apne Kaan Pe Gun Lagayi Or Wife Ko Bola,
“Khush Mat Ho.
Agla Number Tera Hai!!:-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Saas: Bhagwan ne tumhe 2 aankhe di. Chawal me se 2-4 pathar nahi nikal sakti.
Bahu: Bhagwan ne tumhe 32 daant diye 2-4 pathar nahi chaba sakti kya.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 chinese bacha apnay Pakistani dost se:
yaar merey father ka inteqal ho gaya hai,
Pakistani:
Abay yaar,
China ki chizon mein yehi masla hai..!
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
1 Sardar bachpan se heran-o-pareshan our Tension mai tha
Yai soch kar ke mairi behn ke 2 bhai hain, aur maira 1 bhai kion?
Lo dessoo
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
bf drinking
Whiskey with her girlfriend..
Asks her-tum kaun ho……..??
girlfriend-pgal ho gay ho kya
Apni jaanu ko bhool gye ..
.
.
.
.
boyfriend- nasha har gum ko bhula deta hai..
Bahan
gf shocked, bf rocked..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife angry as hubby stands tOO clOse 2 a beautiful gal in a bus!
Gal slaps her hubby 4pinching-
Hubby-i swear i didnt dO it.
W-i knw i did it :)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)