Kid rocked

Miss: Aaj tum late kion aye ho? School 7 baje shuru hota hay, itni dair kion ki?
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Kid: Miss ap mairi itni fikar mat kia karain, log shak karty hain

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!) / 366 views
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