Aj BV ne bohat mara
Sardar:
Aj BV ne bohat mara
Major Rohail:
Kyun?
.
Sardar: I was kissing Katrena
Major Rohail:
Wao Katrena Kaif
Sardar:
Nhi yar meri nokrani Katrena.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 530 views
Similar Jokes
One frog asked Astrologer: Please tell my future
Astrologer: A smart girl will touch you.
Frog: Great..! But when & where?
Astrologer: next semester in Zoology lab
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
A Sardar Went 2 Hotel,Ordered Chiken Waiter Comes
Sardar: Murgi Di Taang Kithe Hai ? Waiter: Woh Langra Tha
Sardar: Dil?
Waiter: Dil Murgi Le Gayee
Sardar: Dimaag?
Waiter: Murga Pathan Tha!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 pathan boht der se 1 Haseen Larki ko Ghoor rha tha
.
Larki:
Kya dekh rhe ho?
.
.
.
.
Pathan:
Hm soch rha tha k agr tm hmara AMMI hota to hm b KHOBSURAT hota.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
haadi Me Dulha K Saath Barati Kyun Jate Hain ?
.
.
.
.
Kyun K Log Kehte Hain K Kisi K Sukh
Main Jao Na Jao
Par
Dukh Main Zarur Jana Chahiye … ;-)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Angrez: “Your Country Is So Poor”……. Dirty India Poor India…..
Yeh Sun Kar Ek Deshbhakt Ko Gussa Aaa Gaya
Deshbhakt: “Tum Angrez Jitna Tel Khane Mein Use Nahi Karte Ho Na, Usse Jyada Toh Hum Shanivar Ko Shani Maharaj Ke Mandir Mein Chada Dete Hain”
Bharat Mata Ki Jai !!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dost: Main Dekh Raha Hoon Kareem Tum Aaj Kal Ghar Se Ziada Bahar Rehtey ho Aakhir Wajah Kya Hai?
Kareem: Kuch Nahi Yaar Ghar main Chaaron Biwiyan Naak Main Damm Kar Deti Hain Isi liye.
Dost: Tumhari Chaar Biwiyan Hain?
Kareem: Na Bhai Na, Sab Doosron Ki Hain
Ek Abba ki
Doosri Bhai ki
Teesri Dada ki
Aur Chothi Nana Ki. :-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife:"Meray iraday baray naik hain, Aap 100 main say aik hain!"
Husband: "dimagh k hum b DON hain, pehle ye bata baqi k 99 kon hain...?
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
The Best Shair Written On A Rickshaw!
Hino Ka Baap, Nissan Ka Nana..
Yeh Rickshaw Chala Raha Hai Pathan Deewana.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Plz Bike Tez Na Chalao
Wife:Plz Bike Tez Na Chalao
Mujhey Dar Lag Raha Hai
Sardar:
Agar Tujhe Bhi Dar Lag Raha Hai
To Meri Tarah Ankhein Band Kar Lay
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student: Mahatma Gandhi was born.
Teacher: What happened in 1873?
Student: Gandhi was four years old.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)