Whats the difference between Women & Books ?
Q- Whats the difference between Women & Books?
A- Books can be Understood.
Q- Why can't Women Drive well?
A- Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them!
Q- Why can't Women stand a day in Jungle?
A- No Shopping Centers!
Q- How to save a Dying Woman?
A- Tell her about a 90% Sale some where!
Q- If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it?
A- Who Cares, just Enjoy the Day..!!
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 436 views
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