A mother-in-law explaining

A mother-in-law explaining working 2 her newly married

daughter-in-law

I m Home Minister as well as Finance Minister of this house.

Ur Father-in-law is the Foriegn Minister.

My Son ur husband heads Ministry of Demand n Supply.

And my daughter i.e. ur husband's sister runs Planning & Developement Ministry.

Now u tell me which ministry wud u like 2 run?

Daughter-in-law instantly replied smiling, 'Dear mother-in-law! 'I wiill b the OPPOSITION LEADER..!!'Yay

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 401 views
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