Famous Poet Robert

Famous Poet Robert Archer kehta hy

Insan apni khoobsurti, kapron or taleem se nahi pehchana jata.

Agr insan kisi cheez se pehchana jata hy to wo hy sirf

Original C.N.I.C

Hamesha apne pas rakho bhai halaat ka kuch pata nahi.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 217 views
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