Ghanday kapro Se

Aj ke baat

Kisi ko uske uljhay hue baalo,

ganday or mailay kapro ki waja

se ghareeb na samjho.

Ho sakta hai wo Engineer ho or

uske papers ho rahay hon.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 390 views
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