Sardar to Doctor: Jab mai sota hon mairy khwab mai Bandar football khailty hain
.
Doctor: Eat this medicine before you sleep
Sardar: Kal se Khawonga, aaj unka final hai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 533 views

GF: Mera Mobile Maa K Pas Rehta Hai

GF: Mera Mobile Maa K Pas Rehta Hai

BF: Agar Pakdi Gai To?

GF: Apka Number “Battery Low” Nam Se Save Hai, Jab Bhi Apka Phone Ata He Maa Kahti He Charge Kar Le Beta.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Chawal

Santa Pandu Ji Se Puchta Hai: Yaar Tere Ghar
Latrine Bani Hai?
Pandu: Haan, Kyu?
Santa: Aisi He, Mere Ghar To Kadi Chawal Bana
Hai. :-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Republicans Democrats

The difference between Republicans & Democrats

A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person.

The republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him come to his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.

The Democrat was very impressed, and when they came to another homeless person, He decided to help. He walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office. He then reached into the Republicans pocket and gave him fifty dollars.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Customer to waiter

Customer to waiter: Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee. How wonderful it would be if you serve me coffee free of cost today.

Waiter: Sir, everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup. How wonderful it would be if you drink from an empty cup today !!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Yaar main aisa kya karu

1st Boy:
Yaar main aisa kya karu k Teri Shaadi k baad me Teri Biwi ko Film Dikhane le jau aur Tujhe Bura b na lge.??

2nd Boy:
Meri Shadi Apni Behen se kra d..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)